Random Musings

-Why when you delete people from facebook intentionally do they add you back? Do they think it was an accident? Whoops I just deleted whiny Clarissa who I havn't talked to in 10 years and still don't even though we are cyber friends, who was annoying then and now has even more to be annoying about since she is married with kids. 

-While wearing a suit 2 sizes to small for you, it's better not to make any sudden moves.

- When you really have fat chunky legs and your guy complements you on how muscular they are, keep him around. 

-Between now and Dec. 25th whenever a friend asks for a "favor" you can expect to be dragging her Christmas tree down 7th ave. with her since she has no other little elf to help. (after you spring her from her apartment she got locked inside - see previous post).

-If you are tired of hearing "ohmygosh you've NEVER seen the Matrix!" start lying or just rent it for crissakes.