What is your Secret?

Well, I have ALMOST been doing a lot. Almost going to SxSw, almost moving to NJ, almost getting evicted and so on. I seem to be on the verge of everything. Maybe I am secretly resisting change? (this reminds me of a girl who was shopping in a boutique next to me in Brooklyn and EVERYTHING was secret "I secretly LOVE this dress Melissa, I secretly really want to eat my dessert first before lunch, I secretly want Tom to call me - on and ON!) sorry I digress. So work has been busy. I am trying to train my new guy (having higher turnover than McDonalds for the staff position that reports to me has been traumatic). Anyway, it has been a CHALLENGE this week. It's exhausting. Sometimes I think he just yesess me but then I have to check EVERYTHING and its often wrong. So I am SECRETLY hoping we both get better, me at teaching and him at learning. The other thing is, I don't know if you ever sang that song when you were little "me chinese me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke" but ever since my friend sang it recently, it always runs through my head when I go to this guys desk. Terrible I know. Now, some of my dearest friends are Chinese so there is definitely no slight meant - children can be sooo cruel, yet songs about pee, other bowel movement and your mama seem to stick with us into adulthood. I secretly hope I don't hum it in the halls :)

Oh and score big points if you know the band who inspired my title.