Waaaahaaahaahaaa

Trick or treat? Well tonight, I'd say trick. A vicious trick at that. I am home, doing nothing on Halloween. Why? I have no idea. I think I am getting old, or lazy, or maybe old AND lazy? Crap. I should at least have put on my pink wig (I love wearing the pink wig) and gone down the street to the local bar to scope out the hottie that I plan on stalking. But no, instead I am writing this blog and wondering how it is that I've become such a homebody. It's time to start dating. I've never dated.....I always end up stumbling into relationships somehow but not so much in Hollywood. In fact, not at all. So if anyone knows any tall, dark, handsome, intelligent (and straight) men in the West LA area, please, send them my way...:-) Now accepting applications for my Hollywood ending (erm....no, I did not say happy ending, pervies). Cheers.